Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
PANTIES FOUND
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