So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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