Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
