Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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