okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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