so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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