youre lurking in front of me
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He did a backflip because drugs
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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