apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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