Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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