Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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