She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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