Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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