I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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