Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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