we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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