We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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