He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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