3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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