Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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