Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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