Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
