But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
