Me too!
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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