Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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