That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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