Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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