Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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