I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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