me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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