it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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