He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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