i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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