carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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