Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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