I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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