You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she told me i tasted like america
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Randomize
