I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
The ass gains better be worth it
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