Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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