I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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