On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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