You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
God, I missed his penis.
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