And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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