Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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