what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
