just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
