I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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