no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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