careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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