Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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