He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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