my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
